i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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