Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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