We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
a search helicopter?!
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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