im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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