I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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