I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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