Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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