When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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