When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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