You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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