yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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