Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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