why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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