So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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