I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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