Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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