she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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