Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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