am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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