I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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