Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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