my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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You are the jesus of drinking
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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