On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Mom said you looked used
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when Iβm eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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