North Korea, Best Korea!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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