I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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