I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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