At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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