Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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