I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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