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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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