Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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