I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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