You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You need a sexual gate keeper
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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