I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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