I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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