I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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