Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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