A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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