I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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