The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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