dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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