Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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