I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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