i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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