I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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