Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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