Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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