Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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