when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
this just has baby written all over it
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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