I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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